Camping Man: Great camping trip, honey. Travelled 800 miles, haven’t even seen a squirrel yet.
Camping Woman: Well, the ranger at the gate said we should watch out for bears.
Camping Man: Oh, bears! Mm-hmm. Right, right. Let me show you how many bears there are around here. Uh, hello, bears! Um, come on. Have a donut. Oh, what the heck, have me! Come and get it!