Moe: Hello, Moe’s Tavern. Birthplace of the Rob Roy.
Bart: Is Seymour there? Last name Butts.
Moe: Just a sec. Hey, is there a Butts here? Seymour Butts? Hey, everybody. I wanna Seymour Butts! Wait a minute. Listen, you little scum-sucking pus bucket! When I get my hands on you, I’m gonna pull out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!