Marge: Bart, watch Maggie while I get the laundry.
Bart: Can do. Hmm, Krusty Hotline.
Krusty the Clown: Hi, kids! You’ve reached the Krusty Hotline. If you haven’t asked your parents’ permission– naughty, naughty, but Krusty forgives you. Two dollars for the first minute, fifty cents for each additional minute. Huahahahahaha! Thanks for calling, kids. A new message every day.