Krusty the Clown: My father was the most respected man in the Lower East Side of Springfield. People would come from miles around to ask his advice.
Man: Rabbi, should I buy a Chrysler?
Rabbi Krustofsky: Eh, could you rephrase that as a, as an ethical question?
Man: Um… Is it right to buy a Chrysler?
Rabbi Krustofsky: Oh, yes! For great is the car with power steering and dyna-flo suspension!