Image: Lucky drunks.

Lucky drunks.

Horst: Do we have any alcoholics among us?

Employee 1: Uh, me.

Employee 2: Right here.

Employee 3: Uh, I’m drunk right now.

Horst: You’ll be given a six-week treatment at our drying out facility in Hawaii, after which you’ll return at full pay.

Employee 1: Oh, great!

Employee 2: Great!

Employee 3: Hey, maybe I’ll marry Elizabeth Taylor.

Homer: Lucky drunks.

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