Homer: Marge, there’s something I want to ask you. But I’m afraid, because if you say “no” it’ll destroy me and make me a criminal.
Marge: Well, I haven’t said “no” to you lately, have I?
Homer: Marge, I… Damn it, where’s that card?
Marge: What card?
Homer: Oh, I wrote down what I was gonna say on a card. Stupid thing must have fallen out of my pocket.
Marge: Is this it?
Homer: What’s it say?
Marge: “Marge, from the first moment I saw you I never wanted to be with anyone else. I don’t have much to offer you… except all my love. Will you marry me?”
Homer: That’s the card. Give it here.
Marge: Oh, Homer this is the most beautiful moment of my life!