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Oh, Homer this is the most beautiful moment of my life!

Homer: Marge, there’s something I want to ask you. But I’m afraid, because if you say “no” it’ll destroy me and make me a criminal.

Marge: Well, I haven’t said “no” to you lately, have I?

Homer: Marge, I… Damn it, where’s that card?

Marge: What card?

Homer: Oh, I wrote down what I was gonna say on a card. Stupid thing must have fallen out of my pocket.

Marge: Is this it?

Homer: What’s it say?

Marge: “Marge, from the first moment I saw you I never wanted to be with anyone else. I don’t have much to offer you… except all my love. Will you marry me?”

Homer: That’s the card. Give it here.

Marge: Oh, Homer this is the most beautiful moment of my life!

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