Mrs. Krabappel: “Dear Woodrow, I must admit I’m intrigued. You’re not like the other men I’ve met.”
Bart: Yeah. I’m the 28th President of the United States.
Mrs. Krabappel: “But, I’ve had some bad experiences with these ads. So, I’d like to learn more about you. Please write back soon. Here’s a photo that’ll get your pencil moving.”