Marge: I have a responsibility to raise these children right. And unless you change, I’ll have to tell them their father is… well, wicked.
Homer: Kids, let me tell you about another so-called “wicked” guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas and he didn’t always do what other people thought was right. And that man’s name was– I forget. But the point is– uh, I forget that too. Marge, you know who I’m talking about. He used to drive that blue car.