Image: I’ll take you to the beauty parlor and show you just how lovely you can be.

I'll take you to the beauty parlor and show you just how lovely you can be.

Marge: This afternoon, I’ll take you to the beauty parlor and show you just how lovely you can be.

Bart: And later I’ll teach you the tricks of the trade: taping your swimsuit to your butt, petroleum jelly on your teeth for that frictionless smile, and the ancient art of padding.

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