Stella! STELLLAAAA!

Stella! STELLLAAAA!
Can’t you hear me yell-a?
You’re puttin’ me through hell-a!
Stella… STELLLAAAA!

New Orleans!

Long before the Superdome
Where the Saints of football play
Lived a city that the damned call home
Hear their hellish rondelet

New Orleans! Home of pirates, drunks, and whores
New Orleans! Tacky overpriced souvenir stores
If you want to go to hell you should take that trip
To the Sodom and Gomorrah on the Mississip’

New Orleans! Stinking, rotten, vomiting, vile
New Orleans! Putrid, brackish, maggoty, foul
New Orleans! Crummy, lousy, rancid, and rank
New Orleans!