Selma: How do I know I’m getting quality?
Sperm Doctor: Don’t worry. Our donors have to pass a rigorous screening process.
Barney: All done!
Nurse: Thank you.
Barney: Always a pleasure. What a beautiful little girl.
Baby: [Barney belch]
Other Babies: [belch] [belch] [belch]
Leonard Nimoy: Well, my work is done here.
Barney: What do you mean, your work is done? You didn’t do anything.
Leonard Nimoy: Didn’t I?
Bart: That’s not Krusty the Clown.
Mr. Black: What do you think, I slapped a clown suit on some wino? [nervous laugh]
Barney: Yeah, Bart, I am so Krunchy the Clown. [belch]
Barney: And I say, England’s greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston.
Wade Boggs: Pitt the Elder.
Barney: Lord Palmerston!
Wade Boggs: Pitt the Elder!
Barney: Hey, Homer. I think I’ve got her! Come on!
Homer: Barney! You’re gonna pull her arm off!
Barney: The sooner I get her out, the sooner we can have omelets.