Homer: This calls for a celebration. We’re all going to Hawaii!
Homer: [laughing] Gotcha! It’s April Fools’ for two more minutes.
Bart: Dad, it’s May 16.
Lisa: You were in that coma for seven weeks.
Marge: You lost five percent of your brain!
Homer: Me lose brain? Uh oh!
Homer: Why I laugh?
Now who’s laughing?
Ha, ha! April Fools’. I’ve been keeping that carton of milk next to the furnace for six weeks. Sucker!
You know that rattle when you shake up spray paint? That’s a kid’s tooth.