Burn, Krusty, burn! Burn, Krusty, burn!


Kent Brockman: Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together.

Children: [chanting] Burn, Krusty, burn! Burn, Krusty, burn!

Kent Brockman: A group of school-age Spartacuses has taken this camp by force. Three counselors are missing and presumed scared.