Homer: This calls for a celebration. We’re all going to Hawaii!
Homer: [laughing] Gotcha! It’s April Fools’ for two more minutes.
Bart: Dad, it’s May 16.
Lisa: You were in that coma for seven weeks.
Marge: You lost five percent of your brain!
Homer: Me lose brain? Uh oh!
Homer: Why I laugh?
Now who’s laughing?
So we’ll march day and night
By the big cooling tower
They have the plant
But we have the power
Lisa, so you won’t be scared, I’ll show you some of the tools I’ll be using. This is the scraper. This is the poker. And this happy little fellow is the gouger. Now, the first thing I’ll be doing is chiseling some teeth out of your jawbone. Hold still while I gas you.
The hamster has learned a valuable lesson — beware the hand of man.