Homer: This calls for a celebration. We’re all going to Hawaii!
Homer: [laughing] Gotcha! It’s April Fools’ for two more minutes.
Bart: Dad, it’s May 16.
Lisa: You were in that coma for seven weeks.
Marge: You lost five percent of your brain!
Homer: Me lose brain? Uh oh!
Homer: Why I laugh?
Now who’s laughing?
Do you ever drink to escape from reality?
If you think I’m cuddly
And you want my company
Come on wifey let me know!
Uh, uh, uh! [howling]
Marge: Hmm, well, you’ve cooled down.
Homer: That’s what you think. [purrs]