Patty: We’ve got some very interesting developments in the field of Supperware.
Selma: Uh-huh. This is the 128-ounce tub. You can fit your whole head in it. Don’t be scared, Jub Jub. It’s Mama.
Patty: We’ve got some very interesting developments in the field of Supperware.
Selma: Uh-huh. This is the 128-ounce tub. You can fit your whole head in it. Don’t be scared, Jub Jub. It’s Mama.
Mono– D’oh!
Man: Thank you, SeƱor MacGyver. You saved our village.
MacGyver: Don’t thank me. Thank the moon’s gravitational pull.
Marge: All our money’s tied up in this woman. If she fails, we’re broke. If she succeeds, I have no husband. I don’t know what to root for.
Patty: You don’t?
Marge: You are NOT going to perform that operation yourself.
Homer: But Marge! It looks so easy! Just like carving a turkey.
C’mon kids, it’s time to rub Aunt Patty’s feet.
Patty: [loud, obnoxious snoring]
Bart and Lisa: [shuddering groans]
I don’t know the scientific explanation, but fire made it good.
Ugly… Ugly… Butch…