Now featuring the clean-shaven sounds of “Hooray for Everything!”

TV Announcer: Come to Duff Gardens, where roaming gangs aren’t a big problem anymore. Now featuring the clean-shaven sounds of “Hooray for Everything!”

Singers: Hey kids / Take a walk on the wild side / And all the races sing! / Doo doo doo / Shoo-bee doo-bee doo / Doo doo doo / Shoo-bee doo-bee doo / Yeah!