During the war, Itchy and Scratchy put their differences aside and teamed up to fight a bigger foe.
Kent Brockman: Tonight on Eye on Springfield, we meet a man who’s been hiccuping for forty-five years.
Man: [hiccup] Kill me… [hiccup] Kill me…
If you want suspense… romance… you’ll find it in the Itchy and Scratchy Movie. Coming to a theater near you. [quick muttered disclaimer] 53% new footage.
And now, my exclusive interview with his Holiness, Pope John Paul II.